Let's play "I'm a bigger nerd than you because..."

[VGPolyglot]

WagnerPaiva said:

But I am a bigger nerd than you cause I paid all the expenses of my girlfriend for 11 months, and she was dating another guy for 3 months, saying she was at church while having sex with him.

I paid her college, her books, bought her a 500 dollars phone. Which I am still making payments till december.
She would date me from 8 to 11, only to go out with the other guy as soon as I dropped her home.
In the end, she just blocked me and had her new boyfriend text me saying he was with her and I should forget her.

This was one month ago. Biggest nerd that ever lived.

Umm, I'm not sure if that really gives you nerd points!