| pokoko said: Bloodrayne. I loved the first game. It was very imaginative and had some great locations and levels. It also had some really fun mechanics. I liked how it handled picking up and using guns. Sucking blood was awesome, especially when you used your victim as a bullet shield. The voice acting and dialog were a lot of fun, too. I'd kill for a remake.
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BloodRayne was hated? My friend and I played the hell out of that game. First game I played to say F***. Also had cleverly hidden jokes. One Joke while easdropping on guards:
Guard 1: So this guy had a Pig he wanted to enter into a pig competition
Guard 2: Yeah
Guard 1: The problem was that the pig went cross eye 1 day before the competition
Guard 2: What did he do?
Guard 1: He called a Pig expert and had him come out. The expert came out, looked at the pigs eyes, and asked the farmer for a pipe. The farmer abliged.
Guard 2: A pipe?
Guard 1: Yes a pipe. The pig expert took the pipe, slide it up the pig's butt, put his mouth on the other end, and blew. To the farmers estonishment the pig wasn't cross-eyed anymore. The Farmer thanked the Pig expert.
Guard 2: So did the farmer win?
Guard 1: Well the farmer brought the Pig to the competition, but 20 minutes before he was suppose to go up he noticed his pig had gone cross-eyed again. He quickly grabbed a pipe, slide it up the pigs butt, and blew. NOTHING. Tried blowing again, Nothing.
Guard 2: Wow.
Guard 1: Through all of this another farmer saw him and said I'll give you a hand. The helpful farmer pulled the pipe out, turn it around to the otherside, slide it back in, and blew. The Pig was fixed again!
Guard 2: Odd
Guard 1: The Pig farmer asked the helpful farmer "Why did you turn it around." The helpful farmer responded "I didn't want to get your germs." Hahaha!
Guard 2: Disgusting!
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