FentonCrackshell on 22 April 2017
CaptainExplosion said:
You'd be surprised Mr. Crackshell, I mean, Gizmo Duck. Who here finds Bill and Lance from Contra attractive? I mean they're two buff guys with extra large machine guns who kill space terrorists:
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LOL I was only kidding. I've seen many threads like this but mostly about women. Also, Bill and Lance are cool. But I hear that when they have sex they have to remind themselves how to do it. They're like "Up Up Down Down..."
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