Kids (if they're not bad ass kids) are great for the ego. It's one thing to beat a level in your favorite game. It's another thing altogether when your kid gathers up all of their stuffed animals, sits under a blanket, roots for you when you're playing and cheers for you when you win. Want somebody to think you're the greatest gamer--hell, the greatest PERSON ever? Have a kid.
Just don't let them get older than 12. Then, they start whipping your ass.








