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I'm proud of you for eating 3 whoppers. What you did was very manly, and you should be proud of yourself. The fact that your anus is bursting now is a testament to your marvelous achievement.

This is your asshole saying "thank you mouth, for making us proud. I will not let you down, and accomplish a feat as great as yours"