Damage Control Program Initializing...
Assessing Situation and Circumstances...
Situation acknowledge: GAME CANCELATION
Searching for appropriate scripts...
Searching...
Searching...
Appropriate Scripts Found...
Initiallizing Damage Control Scripts...
"R.T.S. ARE TEH SUCK ON CONSOLES ANYWAY! NOTHING OF VALUE LOST BY CANCELATION! GENRE DIVERSITY IS A MYTH"