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**Bonus news**

Part because I didn't see it yesterday and part because it's awesome, here's one more piece of news:

 

THOUGHT LOST FOREVER, ONE OF THE WORST PC GAMES EVER HAS BEEN FOUND
http://www.pcgamer.com/thought-lost-forever-one-of-the-worst-pc-games-ever-has-been-found/
There are bad games and then there is Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, quite possibly the worst game ever made. Centered around John, a sexy mid-twenties plumber, Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is a unimaginably terrible adult visual novel from the '90s. Pressured to find a wife by his mom, John meets Jane, a "daddy's girl," and it's your job to make sure the two bump uglies before the credits roll.
Released in 1994 to spectacularly negative critical reception, this game was a big part of the avalanche of shitty games that helped sink the Panasonic 3DO. Earlier this week, like the Indiana Jones that no one asked for, YouTuber psychoticgiraffe unearthed the lost and forgotten PC version of the game and leaked it for anyone to play—and play it you should. They just don't make games this bad anymore.
"Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is an irksome and yobbishly executed pseudo-pornographic photo-story with the wit and charm of an elephant's arse," said Jon Smith in our review of the game way back in PC Gamer's July 1994 issue (one of the first ever printed). We gave Plumbers a 3… out of 100. It's the lowest score we've ever given. "I've never seen anything like it. Hopefully, I never will again."

>>Confess, who else has thought about trying it to see if it's really that bad? I'm sure most of you have but, will any of you actually go and try it? Well, if you are really up to the task, you can download it from here (you'll need a DOSBox emulator to run it).