A quick analysis of the major teams....
FRANCE- aging squad, henry and viera and makalele are entering the 'i need a fucking walking stick' age
HOLLAND- they have talent, but they are too busy beating each other up and whining about who is better
SPAIN- they always get hyped up, but then they do a 'jim from american pie' and blow their load to early
GERMANY- in a word, OLD
PORTUGAL- if cristiano 'the dancing diving twat' ronaldo gets injured, expect portugal to self implode
ITALY- as i am 1/8th italian, i would love them to win, but without cannavaro, can the defence based defending team who will soon be defending the world cup show that they like to....defend?
AUSTRIA- your having a laugh. go home
GREECE- the defending champions, they specialise in sitting in their own half until they get a corner, which sees every single greek player storm the opposition penalty area where they usually nab a goal, which then leads to every single greek player camping in the greek half for the rest of the match, beating back every opposition attack like the 300 spartans.
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