People's reaction to negative Zelda reviews reminded me of this gem.

[archer9234]

Renna Hazel said:

archer9234 said:

If the king said. It's not avisable to explore too far from populated areas. I wouldn't of attempted to go that far. That would really be it. With open world games. I usually attempt to open up the map first. So I won't get fustrated with not seeing the layout. The cold and heat didn't really deter me, either. I just killed a lot of animals and stocked up on meat and arrows. And kept healing. Low stamina was the thing that made me relize. Yeah, I'm missing information on stuff. I need to go do the main quest stuff.

Hmm, the king does mention that Link is still weakened and advises you to talk to Impa before anything else. I guess he didn't use the exact wording you wanted...to each their own. Hopefully you still enjoyed the game. 

I do. Just not how fast weapons break. That's the only complaint I won't let go of. Everything else, is me just doing things in an extreme fashion. You're talking to a guy. Who just walks around the world. Without bothering to use horses lol.