People's reaction to negative Zelda reviews reminded me of this gem.

[Peh]

Renna Hazel said:

archer9234 said:

That's not the point I was making. I wanted to just directly fight them. Or that the controls to drop food, was better. I've gotten caught, due to dumb issues with the stealth system. I had it once. Where I was able to engage the instant back kill. The game still read me as caught. And I was still able to kill him. Second, the caught mechanic shouldn't even be in the game. Once you get seen. It needs to just do game over. It's a waste of time, making you think you can try to fight your way through.

You can directly fight them, if that's the route you choose. I think you just want the game to be easier? The things that you claim the game doesn't allow you to do, are indeed possible. They'll be harder if you skip everything, but still possible. 

It honestly sounds like you want to be able to jump to any segment of the game at any time without having to learn any of the gameplay systems. Learning how to play and getting better will take time in any game. This is not unique to Zelda. 

You can also throw a banana in front of them. This will trigger a funny distraction.