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Games I regret buying? Grab a seat, Billy. I'll name few that stand out in my memory........

Front Mission 4 (PS2): Part 3 was so much fun. What happened?

Final Fantasy X-2 (PS2): I contracted "Gay" from this game.* Took me 7 Pornos to find a cure.

Finding Nemo (PS2 AND DS): My daughter loves movie tie-in games. She hates playing them. So do I! That game was HARD! The first of many crappy movie games. Pixar, Dreamworks, THQ, Fox, mark my words -You will pay for what you've put me through. You will pay.

Ape Escape 2 (PS2): Because the case actually contained Ape Escape: Pumped and Primed. That game sucked super monkey balls.

Ikaruga (GC): That game kicked my ass like no game before it. Then it made fun of my mom......and impregnated my sister. I hate you Ikaruga.

Rumble Roses XX (360): Played that game for HOURS. Did not unlock one achievement. Did not masturbate to it ONCE. Take note kids; Don't ever buy video games when you're horny. Not ever.

DOA Xtreme 2 (360): See above

Outlaw Volleyball (XBOX): See above.

Outlaw Tennis (XBOX): See above.......are we noticing a trend here?

Shenmue 2 (XBOX): Purchased 6 years too late. It hadn't aged well.

Sprung (DS): Just because a game costs $6 doesn't mean you're getting a good deal!

SSX (PS2): In retrospect, buying a game six months before actually buying a console may have been a bad idea.

Tomb Raider -the Angel of Darkness (PS2): WTF was I thinking?

Death By Degrees (PS2): The worst form of anything. Ever.

*I mean "Gay" as in "happy". I enjoy being surly. There's nothing wrong with being homosexual. Don't be offended.