SvennoJ on 21 February 2017
Math.Pow(2, Metacritic score) = number of days before spoilers are ok
A perfect 10, almost 3 years
A solid 9, about one and a half years
A great 8, close to 9 months
A passable 7, 4 months
A meager 6, 2 months
A crappy 5, 1 month
Math solves all questions!