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I was finally able to buy a computer strong enough to run Crysis and let me tell you it's one of the best turtle watching game out there. At first I didn't understand all that nonsense about suites and north koreans but once you beat the first big boss and finish the tutorial you get your first glance of the first turtle in the game and in my honest opinion it was the best turtle overall. For some reason there are asian npcs on the island you land in and they try to stop you from enjoying the view but you can catch them by the neck and force yourself into them if you are into this kind of thing.

While playing I spotted 2 asian npcs in the same outdoor bathroom lol, I think they were doing the gay. Anyway I'm glad I was able to play that game if it wasn't for all the shooting and stupid socialist garbage in the game it would have been the game of last generation like titanfall, by the way have you seen it?



Bet reminder: I bet with Tboned51 that Splatoon won't reach the 1 million shipped mark by the end of 2015. I win if he loses and I lose if I lost.