No way in hell, the politicians here in Croatia are a bigger joke than dare I say Trump, people here are mostly greedy nutjobs, everyone's moving out and the country is mostly living off the somewhat recent discovery of it's potential in tourism.
The only thing worthwhile here is the nature and everything being super-cheap if you're paid in pounds, dollars or euros, though that's about to change as well.
If war were to strike and especially if it were to be anything like the ones from our history, I'd run like a horse on meth. I ain't having that shit, let alone joining the army and fighting.







