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What's brown and sticky?
Julian Clary's bellend.

Gary Glitter phoned Micheal Jackson the other day to ask if he could change a ten for 2 fives.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Cough, gag, choke, etc.

What's 100 yards long and smells of piss?
The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings.