You might aswell ask whether Switch will be a failure or can it clear the first hurdle? It's like asking (before release) whether PS4 can outsell WiiU in Northern America. It's pointless.
Looking at the current trends it's clear Switch has to outsell PS4 by large margin or the japanese video game market will be in trouble. This Switch vs PS4 is the wrong matchup, it should be Switch vs 3DS and most likely a decline is coming. How big decline, well that decides whether Switch will be crowned a success or not. Outselling PS4 by a small margin would be a huge loss for Nintendo.
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I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
