An englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are working at a construction site. Every day at lunch, they take their packed lunchs to a nearby bench and eat together.
One day, the englishman opens his lunchbox and says 'tuna sandwiches again! Thats it, if my wife makes me tuna sandwiches one more time i'm going to jump off this building and kill myself'
The scotsman opens his lunchbox and says 'ham sandwiches again! Thats it, if my wife makes me ham sandwiches one more time, I'm going to kill myself aswell!'
The irishman opens his lunchbox. 'chicken sandwiches again! If my wife makes me chicken sandwiches one more time, I'll follow you guys!'
The next day, at lunchtime, the 3 men sit together again. The englishman opens his lunchbox; 'tuna again! Thats it!'
The scotsman opens his lunchbox; 'ham again! Thats it!'
The irishman opens his lunchbox; 'chicken again! Thats it!'
The three men climb to the top of the building they are working on and throw themselves off, each dying instantly.
An hour later, the police and the 3 wives are at the scene. A policeman says to another worker 'any idea why they killed themselves?'
The worker says 'they said something about if their wives make them the same sandwiches one more time they will kill themselves'
The policeman looks at the wives. 'does this make sense to you?'
The irishmans wife says 'No it doesnt! My husband makes his own sandwiches!'
I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
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