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Intrinsic said:

NS tech guy : Ok, so thast the grip..... but wait we have to put in a USB C port in there so people can charge the joycons and game on the big screen at the same time.

NS Suit: Yh thats true, but fuck it.... make a seperate grip so they can buy that too. 

NS tech guy: great idea!! that would cost us all of $5, we can charge them $10 for the grip with the USB passthrough.

NS Suit: Errrr, lets just make it $30.

Nintendo Fan: Yup,  dont be stupid you are just hating on nintendo. If you want to charge the joycons just connect it to the console when its docked. Or just buy the charging grip if its that important to you, its only $30.

NS tech guy : Ok, so thast the grip..... but wait we have to put in a USB C port in there so people can charge the joycons and game on the big screen at the same time.

NS Suit: No.. very few people will use this..  No need to add extra cost and tech

NS tech guy: Some hardcore gamers  just pass out and forget to charge the joycons

NS Suit: Errrr, Ok make a version that has a USB C port.. We sell em seperatly.. But they will have to cost 30$.. becourse we will not sell many of them  

Nintendo Fan: Yup,  Nice Price.. Thanksfully Nintendo did'nt include things i dont need.. and could sell the console for 299$

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