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So much. It has no games. All the games it has I don't want. All the games it has I want are on WiiU, a system I don't own. It's too big to fit in my pocket. It's too small to impress the ladies. 1-2-Switch looks like garbage. It should have been a pack-in game so I can play it. It's too weak. They should beef up the specs, battery life be damned. The battery life is too weak. The system comes with two controllers and I need to pay $80 to get two more. It should come with one controller and it should cost $180 to get three more. It doesn't have enough third-party games. I don't buy Nintendo systems for third-party games. It doesn't have enough first-party games. I don't like Zelda and Mario. I can't believe Mario Kart 8 launched without a decent battle mode. I can't believe Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has only a revamped battle mode. Nintendo's online service is just too weak, they should really throw some money at it. Can you believe they're charging for online now? The world in Super Mario Odyssey is too cluttered. The world in Breath of the Wild is so empty. The Switch is what the WiiU should have been. The Switch is just another WiiU.