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"The Source" sent me some early access material. He's somewhat reliable source when it comes to anything Spectravideo related, I'd say about 3-89% accuracy. So take it with a grain of salt but not too much so you don't end up salty.

Looking good already but remember this is supposed to be a work-in-progress.

 

I'm sorry



I cannot imagine toilet-free life.

Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.

-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198