WARNING:
OP was ignored. Troll reinforcements arrived. SDF is here, imminent thread derailment. Grab your flame shields and run to the nearest exit.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."