I was assaulted and I got robbed while I was walking to the subway

[onionberry]

Ganoncrotch said:

onionberry said:

that sounds deadly lool

I just picture you walking away from your desk at lunch time and forgetting your purse.... mid way into the canteen you get a phone call about how your desk just exploded paint all over the office.

lmao if that's not in a movie, that deserves a movie.