WC4Life on 29 December 2016
Congratz Minecraft Vita, it's been a loooooonnnggg grind. Digital sales were already great before retail release but that didn't stop Minecraft from going 36k first week to 1 million.
So what's the next stop? Anyone know current digital numbers? 1,5 million retail+digital will happen easily so is the goal now 2 million, lol?
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
