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Welp. This Santa sent his gifts. Everything went super smooth, no problems whatsoever. Most impeccable Secret Santa ever. I hope my Timmy finds a lot of enjoyment in the gifts.



“Simple minds have always confused great honesty with great rudeness.” - Sherlock Holmes, Elementary (2013).

"Did you guys expected some actual rational fact-based reasoning? ...you should already know I'm all about BS and fraudulence." - FunFan, VGchartz (2016)