Dear Valve,
thanks for giving me a reason to upgrade my PC. See you when Left 4 Dead is released.
Love,
random guy on a video game forum.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."