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I can't wait to see Eurogamer extend their marvelous ratings system to other genres.

Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel: "7 out of 10. All the damn paintings are way up on the roof. What are we supposed to do, buy binoculars?"

Beethoven's 9th Symphony: "6 out of 10. Way too long, rambling, and the chorus sits around and does nothing for fifty minutes."

Etc. etc.