Wow, there's some serious misinformation about resolutions in this thread. Anyways...
Scorpio won't be a true 4K console with 6tf spec, if Scorpio specs are increased it's a different story but at the moment 6tf is the number we got. Even if Scorpio would be able to do native 4K now and possibly in 2017, the problem is games will get more demanding and Scorpio will fall off the native 4K train at some point and move on to dynamic resolutions.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
