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My 2009 fat PS3 is still alive and kicking. There's been many times where I thought this is it, lights flashing randomly, peeps and weird noises. Only one console has failed me and that was my first PS1, modding probably had something to do with it.



I cannot imagine toilet-free life.

Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.

-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198