Miguel_Zorro said:
With the way the NFL seems to go, Dallas will probably lose that game. |
I agree the NFL is inconsistent, but there's a few things that you can always count on.
#1: Whenever an AFC East team genuinely looks like they might catch up with New England, they will inevitably get upset in the next game by some team they shouldn't possibly lose to. If they're playing the Patriots next, they will lose that game, and then proceed to lose again the following week to some team they shouldn't lose to. Pretty sure that one came as part of the package deal made with Satan for Belichick's soul.
#2: The Browns will lose everything.
#3: If your team lost, it's the ref's fault. If your team almost lost, it's the ref's fault it was close. Also the NFL has a conspiracy against your team and just really wants them to lose for some yet to be determined reason. The one exception for this rule is Cleveland. They just suck regardless.
#4: Smoking weed will always be far worse than punching your wife in the face. Lay off the pot, you druggie.
#5: Andy Reid has no idea how to manage the clock. Now that I think about it, he probably doesn't even know how time works. If it's late 4th quarter, and Andy Reid's team is down, just turn the game off and pencil them in for a loss. Actually, check that, use pen.
