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Anybody talking about games in terms of "objective technical values" versus "subjective artistic values" needs to play Tetris. That shit's in 2-D! It's still the best game ever though.

Reviewers who only look at the technical side of things should be fired. Luckily for us they look at all the important aspects of a game on the advertising side of things instead.