colonelstubbs said:
Correction--but anyways i was walking down teh street yesterday and i saw this dog and i was liek whoa...and teh dog was like hey i am a dog, and i was like whoa your a talking dog, and teh dog goes, no i am not talking...it was really cool
but then i went home and started to play games until i thought, hey if teh dog wasnt talking how did he respond and tell me that he wasnt a talking dog...but i could pnder this very long b/c all of the suddena band of ninja three boobed mutant warriors, who were all female, jumped out of my closet and said, hey did you see a taking dog recently and i was all like no i havent
then we had an epic fight ful of win and laser cannons....
i won hands down b/c i used the power of christ to transform into teh holy warrior and proceded to be all up in their grill and stuff
so after that i was hungry and flew (using my new super powers) to teh store to get some hot pockets, those things are the shizn't and then i transported back tomy house(see powers gaining from above) and proced to cook them using my mind
then i poped in GTA 4 and said hey look at me i am watching a show on this game about a talking dog
then all of the sudden the dog walks into my room and asks for some toliet paper and proceded to take a dookie right on teh couch...
i swear that is how it happened mom |
