Even if Sony did something different the decline was always going to be massive, that's easy to realize now. However, Vita with the current hardware and functions could have sold millions more if Sony would have really pushed or even funded Minecraft Vita port earlier. Let's say Minecraft would have released holiday 2013 and Sony would have made a bundle immediately, that alone would have reversed the trend which again would have meant more game support. This move was something that was actually very doable unlike the hardware modifications.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
