Raistline said:
Having access to a Garage at work and home is attainable. If you don't have a garage, build one. If you can't build one, buy a house that has one, or where you can build one. Don't accept a job that makes you park outside in the snow, or if you work downtown pay more for a covered garage. It's really not hard, you have a choice. You just choose to live without the luxaries of a garage for the sake of other amenaties. Getting a job and home you want is easy, just be part of a wealthy family with connections. |
Thanks, let me write that down "just be a part of a wealthy family with connections", I should probably call the UNICEF and let them know...
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198