Your game collection, but also tell us why you bought each game.

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Sonic the Hedgehog: Awesome game on the Master System.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Another awesome game on the Master System.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Port of Master System game on the Gamegear.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Port of Maser System game on the Gamegear.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Because it's the original Sonic, that started it all. By the way, how hard was it to come up with different names? I mean, come on. How many games do we need, named Sonic the Hedgehog? It's retarded.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Because it feels most like a Sonic game and it made the debut for Tails, who also kicks ass.
Sonic CD: Sonic the Hedgehog. On CD. In the early 90's. You can't argue with that. Oh, it also kicks ass.
Sonic the Hedgehog 3: Another classic, but I hate Knuckles.
Sonic & Knuckles: Another good game, minus Knuckles.
Sonic 3D Blast: Hey. Shut up. It's good. The music is awesome. Woopteedoo if you think the isometric style is awkwardly perspective, because if you know the game, and you're good at it, it's no big deal at all, and it's fun.
Sonic Xtreme: Where the fuck are you? It would have been mine, if it was released.
Sonic Adventure: Awesome 3D Sonic game. Sonic was good in 3D before Heroes. Some minor problems, but hey, all games have minor problems.
Sonic Adventure 2: Another good game. The last of the good ones. Strays a little too far from the series, but it still kicks ass.
Sonic Heroes: I wanted to see how bad it is, and boy, it's bad. The beach-inspired theme song foreshadowed the entire thing, and they grouped them together like they're nothing but colors. And why are they so shiny, damn it? They look like wet candy. It just sucks. And Tails sounds like a 5 year old. It's horrendously annoying. I just want to rip his voice box out and nail it between two rocks. Just, UGH!!
Shadow the Hedgehog: I wanted to see how bad it is, and boy, it's bad. Like, how bad? The worst Sonic game ever? Unassailably. But it doesn't stop there. No. This game is badder than the baddest bad. Why does Shadow carry guns, and drive vehicles? What happened to chaos powers, huh? Can't he run faster? It makes as much sense as Kirby sucking up enemies with a giant vacuum. And why do they have to be called black aliens? Why not just, aliens? For obvious reasons, come on.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Not Sonic the Hedgehog. Not Sonic the Hedgehog. But Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the worst video games I've ever played in my entire life. I'm currently reviewing it, and I bought it at first, because I also wanted to see how bad it is, and yet again, boy is it bad.
Sonic Advance: Proves that 3D did not kill Sonic. Needed it for my Sonic collection. It's meh.
Sonic Advance 2: Another meh.
All other Sonic games I don't care to mention: To complete the collection.

Super Mario Bros.: YEAHHHHH SUPER MARIO BROS.
Super Mario Bros. 2: Awesome game. Better than the original, because it's so much harder, and funner. Looks the same, though.
Official Pirated Version of Doki Doki Panic: Meh. Okay game on the NES. Not a true Mario game, though.
Super Mario Bros. 3: Instant classic. Best game on the NES! Ever!
Super Mario World: My first video game. It's overflowing with nostalgia.
Super Mario 64: One of the best games ever. Mario is king in 2D, and 3D.
Super Mario Sunshine: I'm sorry, but this game is just way too fun. TOO FUN.
Super Mario Galaxy: Best game ever. A little easy, but it's still the best.
Super Mario Land: Mario on GB. It's okay.
Super Mario Land 2: Another okay Mario game.
New Super Mario Bros.: First Mario platformer, that doesn't start with an "S."
Mario Party: Good party game.
Mario Party 2: Another good party game.
Mario Party 3: Can't beat Mario party. But do we really need 3? Meh. Makes it a trilogy.
Mario Party 4: Well, I guess we need at least one for the Gamecube.
Mario Party 5: I guess Ninty's pulling a "three-per-console" thing. But seriously, 5 is enough damn it. Stop.
Mario Party 6: Okay. You have your double trilogy that mirrors N64 and GC. STOP IT!
Mario Party 7: DAMN IT! STOP IT! IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY!
Mario Party 8: Okay, fine. One for the Wii. That's enough!
Mario Party Advance: Why? WHY?
Mario Party DS: (Sigh)
Mario Tennis: Good game.
Mario Tennis: I said, good game. Oh wait, this is for GBC. Change the names, damn it.
Mario Tennis Cubed: I think it's Power Tour or something. I don't really know. Meh. Whatever.
Mario Tennis Advance: It's not called that. It's called something else.
Mario Golf: Yes.
Mario Golf: Yeah.
Mario Golf Cubed: Something else.
Mario Golf Advance: Not called that.
Mario Soccer: Should have been called that. But wait. That whole Europe fuck up would just confuse everything.
Another Mario Soccer: Yeah.
Mario Basketball: Now there's no excuse for that one.
Mario Dancing: I dunno. Some dance dance revolution thing-of-ma-jig. Yeah...
Mario Football: Thank you, it doesn't exist.
Mario Hockey: Could you imagine?
Mario Ironing: No.
Hotel Mario: Horrible game.

Okay, you know what? Seriously. It's taking way too long.