WC4Life on 22 September 2016
| Mike321 said: I love winter and contrary to most people I love a cold weather. |
oh, you do...I wish I could too, you know...scraping my car windows every fucking morning in a -20 degree celsius, then proceed to sit in the cold car and pretending this is how life should be, start driving and the windows start to freeze again on the fly. I sure would appreciate some love in the winter morning...
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
