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Xbrah said:

You were fast! Hahaha

Yea, I wanted to be sure I get my Pro on Day 1 if there is going to be any stock problems in the first months. Also I checked different retailers and one was selling 30€ cheaper than the others, couldn't believe I got a DEAL already on Pro and pre-ordered instantly.



I cannot imagine toilet-free life.

Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.

-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198