Well, I ended up get a Mini Cooper S Clubman
I finally got to test drive an A3 and I hated it with a passion; it just had no power whatsoever. I wasn't expecting anything near my S4 but it was just ridiculous how underpowered it was. Plus, yeah, it was a mom-mobile.
I was thinking an A4 but I just didn't want to stretch my budget that far and they don't have the gas mileage I want (though I still love them and Audi's).
I went to the Mini dealership just expecting to get the hatchback since the Clubman looks like ass on their website but damn that thing is awesome. It doesn't look nearly as clunky as it does on their website and is only slightly bigger than the normal mini and slightly smaller than my S4.
Sadly, Mini's are apparently the most popular cars in America at the moment so they just weren't willing to negotiate. :-/
Thanks for all the help and I'll make pictures in 6-8 weeks when I get my car. 
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This is what it's going to look like except my roof is blue and the silver bars are black.
And my awesome interior (I like blue)
