rocketpig on 26 May 2008
Good God, this game pisses me off. There's a missile escort mission where you walk an extremely slow mobile missile across a bridge. Since the game is so ridiculously easy, I decided to go John Rambo and just run up and take down everybody. Piece of cake.
The problem is that the missile will stop if you get too far ahead. Moreno also screams at you for going ahead and making them fail the mission. Uh, hello dipshit but there's nothing up here... I already f***ing killed it all.
So you have to run back and wait for Slowey McSloweypants in the missile to cross the bridge at the speed a quadrapalegic would move if he were to use his tongue as the sole method of propulsion.
Fun stuff.
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