Lol, I feel ya, bruh. My gf and I uses mostly nature friendly deodorizers. We like the scentsy products. The last purchase we bought are these things from the shopping channel, Poop-pourri.
As far as your title, it's hard to choose. Biological is the way to go, I think. I may have read somewhere that it can be target-specific like DNA.
Although, chemical could produce zombies...
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