Immagine the landscape seen at the end of the new GoW trailer but in a far warmer land
Dragons and all kinds of other magical beeings fill this heaven on Earth
suddenly a violet lightning strikes the highest mountain in the land and the sky becomes dark:
Alien spaceships start to exit from a portal and the voice of Jar Jar Binks can be heard by everyone in the Valley
Wizards try to defend their country but it's no use against the lasers of the aliens
moreover, elicopters with the face of Trump and the American flag start landing and 10 years old soldiers exit from them
Their shirts say stuff like "You better replace the L in the acronym of the previous title of this series with a C" or "Germany 7-1 Brazil World Cup 2014"
The only hope for the land relies in a Blacksmith and hisassistant Dart who discovered an ancient weapon called "machinegun"
The two will have to fight in a FPS world filled with sexist jokes and SAO characters to bring back the peace in the land while also looking awesome as f**k while riding always a motorcycle.
A Telltale Game
With the Collaboration of Keiji Inafune
Trials of the Legend of the Bl2od Drag2on: Black Ops 69
80M are spent to make the game and 15M are spent on making the CG trailer described above, the other 5M will misteriously disappear.
