I've been watching sports all my life, pretty much all kinds of sport. I do not know anyone or have never met someone IRL who is as "hardcore" as me when it comes to sports. Regardless of the sport, I admire the participants and their efforts, training, willpower, passion...the will to compete. Summer Olympics and especially Athletics, is the greatest moment in sports for me. Now then...I see this thread and I get straight up excited because maybe I could find people who share my passion and talk about the Olympics, together. Ok, so I skip straight to the last page (muscle memory I guess) and what do I find...What the fuck am I reading? I cannot believe this is the Olympic experience for some people or in this case, for this one guy.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198
