Chinese tourist in Germany taken for a refugee, stays almost two weeks in refugee camp

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outlawauron said:

JRPGfan said:

Thats not going to help you much in Italy or france :p (hell even in germany)

Its like when chinese turrists that cant speak any english, visits american, but they know two words... like "Cola" & "Hello".

You try talking to the confused man, and he uses both words.

It's alright. I'll look up how to say soccer and beer in German before. I'll be good.

Its Fußball und Bier.
Hopefully you meet some kinde soul, that ll drag you to the nearest pub :)