| rocketpig said: See, Lazy Bulls are a shot... If you have the balls to fill a rocks glass with half Jaeger, half Red Bull. The key is the rocks glass. This ain't a chickenshit shot. Well, it definitely ain't strong but it ain't weak either. Either way, I would challenge you to do 12+ of those and still be able to type. Shit, I would challenge you to do 12 of those and still be able to walk. Even without the html accents, bitch. |
Invent me a time machine. I took a 3 week tour to Germany starting the day I turned 16. I think I drank roughly a 1.75 liter bottle of Jager a day while I was there. (At about $10 US per 1.75 liter bottle, it was cheap as shit, and got a barely eligible to drive version of me wrecked on a nightly basis.) Add to that the handful or more of Germany floozies I indulged myself in, and it was one of the first full-fledged gauntlets I forced upon my teenage immune system. Hooray for no German STDs from the chick I banged on the train back from the Bad Religion concert!!!
God, I miss those days, as I approach the point in my life where, under extreme circumstances, I could almost have a kid that age. *shudder*
The dedication you show to any particular console or company is inversely proportional to the number of times you have gotten laid. If you get laid enough, even if you prefer a certain brand, you just don't give enough of a shit to argue about it on the internet.
