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OHMYGOD.

My friend and I were on a flight from Raleigh to Dallas (connecting to Las Vegas). Unfortunately, we were sitting next to two salespeople, a man and a woman, who talked the entire flight. She wasn't that bad, maybe a little snobby, but this guy worked at 3M (I'll never forget that) AND HE TALKED ABOUT FUCKING TAPE AND ADHESIVES THE WHOLE TIME. Think about that.

I know it sounds straight from Planes, Trains & Automobiles but it's the honest truth. I was ready to snap by the time we reached our destination. I've never been so pleased to reach an airport waiting area, it felt like heaven.