Snake would be a badass soldier.
Ash Ketchum would be in prison for animal abuse.
Bowser would be the most hated person by feminists
Little Mac from Punch-Out will probably be the greatest UFC fighter of all time
Wario/Waluigi would be those creepy uncles who always look at you during family gatherings and stalk your facebook profile
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12/22/2016- Made a bet with Ganoncrotch that the first 6 months of 2017 will be worse than 2016. A poll will be made to determine the winner. Loser has to take a picture of them imitating their profile picture.