In what order should Star Wars be watched?

[Kasz216]

rocketpig said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:

rocketpig said:
4, 5 (twice), and then the last half of 3.

No Jar-Jar, no Ewoks, everybody wins!

You should be hanged for even comparing Jar Jar to the Ewoks. One's a CGI pile of shit, and the other are a bunch of kickass furry midgets, including an 11 year old Warwick Davis's first role ever.

And if you skip 6, you miss all the shit with Jabba the Hutt, Boba Fett, and the Sarlac. And the speeder bike races. But you're right about skipping 1, 2, and the first half of 3.

It's just too hard to kick out the Ewoks and still keep parts of 6.

Personally, the hardest things for me to skip in 6 are "It's a trap!" and all 45 seconds of screen time Nien Nunb enjoys in the movie. That dude just kicks ass, especially that one part where his eyes get really big and his mouth goes agape. Which also happens to be ~40% of his total screen time.

Gotta love those whacky Sullustans.

 

 Yeah... episode 6 does have issues too.... like treetrunks destroying imperial walkers and stick arrows piercing Stormtrooper armor.

What the hell is that armor made out of that sticks pierce it... and why are they even wearing it then?