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Hey I made these martinis myself. So they were really big. And each time my wife didn't finish hers, so I had to, so it was more like 2 and a half double martinis. And I was on an empty stomach waiting for the pizza to get out of the oven.

And then I did 730 spins on the Super Hula Hoop while drunk and it knocked me out.

I'll update with my new age as it changes whether drunk or sober. I'm surprised how fun the balance games are, like slalom and heading and whatnot. It's a shame I suck at the marble tilt one, because those are usually my favorite games and I'm usually great at them.