Would you agree with this suspension?

[hershel_layton]

ClassicGamingWizzz said:

hershel_layton said:

Free to believe lmao

 

I'm not that desperate though. No point in making up the story. Oh no, I'll get a pat on the back. 

 

 

The only story I'll probably lie about is the one that explains my hatred for cows. That's probably the only one where I'll exaggerate and make the story the opposite of the truth.

Why would you hate cows? Did they offended your male rights somehow ?

Yes, men should be able to lactate as well...

 

No, here's the true story:

 

I was in first grade and we got to visit a farm. Yippee, fun times. The farmer and teacher decided to seperate us into a bunch of different locations. They were basically mini  jobs for us demons to see what it's like to be a farmer.

There was a station where you got to ride a tractor(which is where I got to go). There was also a feeding pen for the pigs and goats. Sadly, I didn't go to either one of those stations. I got sent to...the milking area.

"So what?" you may ask. Well, we were supposed to stick to our station for the entire day(which was about 2 hours). Eventually, I became the only kid to be at the station. The other kids chose to run away. I was an idiot who always followed the rules, so I stayed to prevent getting in trouble. 

 

I was then stuck with an old dude who didn't even say a word when he saw the kids ran away- I was also with a bunch of cows(around 10ish?). All he did was give me a 5 second presentation on how to milk cows and let me do the rest.

 

One thing for sure is that I was grossed out. I didn't want to touch something pink and slimy. but, as the stuckup goody pants I was, I milked the cows...for an hour. My hands smelled like shit. It's not necessarily hard to milk a cow, but it gets tiring. One cow alone takes 20 minute to milk. Besides, smelling their manure for an hour is not exactly the best way to make a first grader interested in farms.

First grade me chose to hate cows. Why? Eh, will never know. technically it was my fault; could've easily avoided it all(like with my current situation- I really need to learn when to stop being a dumbass). I suppose it just stuck to me. Seeing them makes me feel sick to my stomach, and I'll probably hold those emotions for a loooong time.

 

Well, there you. That's my story on why I hate cows. It's absolutely ridiculous, but that's my childhood for you.