Kid falls in gorilla pit- gorilla is shot to death

[Darama]

Peh said:

Darama said:

I am because I was capable of going to plenty of zoos as a child without getting any animals killed.

Yeah, that's probably because your parents used this:

They knew you couldn't be trusted, at all.

 

Or maybe my parents just keep an eye on me and I wasn't a retard child who falls into pits with dangerous animals.