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That would be amazing. Add to that the ability to choose your talents, level of intelligence and physique. I would make myself taller, have great aim, hand dexterity and long fast legs so I wouldn't be a total joke at basketball. 

 

Is too bad I have to deal with what nature gave me, just like everybody else.

 

NSFW - A big fat dick wouldn't hurt, either. Well, not hurt me. I hope.



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